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In This Issue: Thursday March 29 2007 
•   Passport Magazine Party @ Full Frontal
•   Paul Oakenfold & Pete Tong & Johnny Dynell
•   Grand Opening - Saturday Night Party
•   Beneficial Benefits
•   It's Show Time
•   Boy Culture
Passport Magazine Party @ Full Frontal
Friday, March 30 2007
Passport Magazine, Mark Nelson & Splash Bar present Global Cocktails: Passport Style - Swimwear Issue Release Party - Benefiting the National Gay & Lesbian Task Force
Music of Alex Lauterstein http://alexlauterstein.com
Exclusive VIP Lounge downstairs from 8-10pm
Giveaways include Steel Gym passes & Future Tan
RSVP @ http://www.passportmagazine.com/RSVP

Comp Entry List: marknelsonevents@yahoo.com (sub: Alex)
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Friday April 6 - Max Rodriguez http://maxrodriguez.com
Friday April 13 - Billy Carroll http://www.billycarroll.com
Friday April 20 - Tracy Young http://tracyyoung.com
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Every week Visual God Kurt Williams + The FF Dancers...
Mark Nelson's Full Frontal Fridays
Splash - 50 West 17 St NYC
21+ w/ government issued ID please

Passport Magazine (klik)
Grand Opening - Saturday Night Party
Grand Opening Saturday March 31
Bringing It All together - John Blair presents the New Saturdays @ Avalon

* Mark Nelson - Ray DeForest - Jim McGinnis host
MainFloor@Avalon by DJ Brett Henrichsen

* Michael Formika Jones presents The Striptease Chapel@Avalon
w/ hosts Amanda LePore, Erickatoure & James Copolla as they judge the 1am $100 gogo idol competition.
dj's Adam & Jonny Noir

* Alan Picus presents The Spiderclub@Avalon
hosted by Acid Betty & The House of Acid w/ co-host Kitty Litter.
dj's Seth Gold, Danny Echi, Vito Fun & Steve Sidewalk

Door by Derek Neen
Doors open @ 11pm
$1 drinks from 11pm - midnite • $10 admission w/ JB card from 11 - midnight • $20 after midnight
Avalon • 6th Ave & 20th Street

Check out Brett (klik here)

Brett Henrichsen (klik)
It's Show Time
The Facts opf Life : The Lost Episode
Back by popular demand! Catch this lost episode titled "The Best Little Whorehouse in Peekskill." Budget cuts are forcing Mrs. Garrett to leave Eastland. Blair, Tootie, Jo & Natalie will do anything to raise money. Anything.
Please note: The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode does not incorporate actual episodes.
This is a new comedy inspired by the beloved sitcom.
Directed by Christopher Kenney, the production features Brooks Braselman as Natalie, Christopher Kenney (Edie) as Blair, Charlie Logan as Jo, Jamie Morris as Mrs. Garrett, & Jaquay Thomas as Tootie w/ set design by Michael Lee Scott, Facts features parody lyrics by Brooks Braselman & Jamie Morris w/ musical arrangements by Hank Bones.
The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode
Wednesdays @ 8pm beginning March 28. (No show May 16).
The Kraine Theater
85 East 4th Street (2nd / 3rd Aves -- F train @ 2nd Ave).
For tix call 212.352.3101 or visit the direct link:http://www.theatermania.com/content/show.cfm/show/130726
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Matthew Passion: A New Play (w/ music) by Phil Hall begins previews tonite: Thursday, March 29
Off Broadway @ American Theatre of Actors' Chernuchin Theatre
314 West 54th Street (8th / 9th Ave).
The opening will be Monday, April 2, 2007 @ 8pm for the limited engagement.
Matthew Passion tells the story of the passion of Christ; the story of Matthew Shepard being picked up, beaten up & left for dead on a hillside in Laramie, Wyoming, & the story of a middle-aged HIV postive survivor who outlives his life expectancy. Although the 3 stories take place in 3 different locations & are 2 thousands years apart, they all reflect one another & converge in the final scene.
Tix: $18 - available through SmartTix: 212.868.4444. Visithttp://www.matthewpassion.com for more info.
Cast pix by David Morgan http://www.dmny.com Promo Pix by David Vance http://www.davidvance.com
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I'd like to give each one of you a free music download. It is a fun dance remix of "Not Ready To Make Nice" - the Dixie Chicks song that won all those Grammy Awards. To get the free download, here is what you have to do.
Go to http://www.soundpost.com/gg
Enter the Promo Code: TOUR to get the free download.
While @ the site, you will get a chance to preview the new Global Groove album from DJ David Knapp.
If you buy the album as a CD or digital download, you'll get a 1 year Free subscription to Instinct Magazine.

Download Gratis - enter promo code: TOUR (klik here)

The Lost Episodes (klik here)
Paul Oakenfold & Pete Tong & Johnny Dynell
Saturday March 31 2007
Studio Mezmor presents Perfecto
Mainroom: Paul Oakenfold & Pete Tong
SideBar: DJ Johnny Dynell

There are but a handful of DJs in the world who can create the excitement that Paul Oakenfold is capable of provoking in a crowd. In addition to the success of his label, Perfecto, Paul has released superlative mix CD’s including his awesome New York set for Global Underground – still the series’ biggest seller to date. Paul has the distinction of being voted the number one DJ in the world by readers of DJ Magazine.

Pete Tong is currently enjoying a wave of international popularity as a DJ. Tong continues to have one of the most listened to shows on Radio 1 both live & on-line w/ millions of listeners weekly in the UK & worldwide. Tong keeps his DJ schedule busy, searching out new music as he plays across the globe, “We need to constantly remember why people want to come to clubs - which is simply to have a great time & feel the music.”

In the SideBar, Johnny Dynell mixes it up w/ rock n’ roll, hip-hop & classics.
Mark Nelson reduced List: marknelsonevents@yahoo.com (sub: perfecto)
Studio Mezmor 530 West 28th St NYC 21+ please

Get your advance Tix now online (klik here)

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Beneficial Benefits
Friday March 30 2007
SAGE - Senior Action in a Gay Environment
Celebrity Reception: 6pm @ Etcetera Etcetera 352 W 44 St
Performance: 8pm @ 2econd Stage Theatre 307 W 43 St
Champagne Post-Reception: w/ Terrence & Cast (2econd Stage Cafe)
Contact SAGE for details. http://www.sageusa.org
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Monday April 16 2007
The Task Force’s New York Leadership Awards
The Grand Hyatt on 42nd Street
Emcee'd by the inimitable Kate Clinton http://kateclinton.com
Special performance by David Raleigh http://www.davidraleigh.com
This year the Task Force will honor Rep. Charles Rangel, a long-time supporter of our community, & Steven Goldstein, CEO & Chair of Garden State Equality, an organization that has made astonishing strides for our brothers & sisters in New Jersey. We’re also fortunate to have just added the Rev. James Forbes, Senior Minister of Riverside Church, as our special guest speaker.
This will be a truly inspiring evening. And, as is the tradition at the Task Force, we’ll finish the program & have our guests heading home at a reasonable hour.
Plus there is a special musical guest!
More info http://www.theTaskForce.org/nyla
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Monday April 30 2007 6-9pm
More than 400 community leaders will attend the Live Out Loud's 6th Annual Young Trailblazers Benefit
The Chelsea Art Museum - 556 W. 22nd Street @ 11th Ave
This much-anticipated annual event will culminate w/ the awarding of $2500 scholarships to 3 high school seniors who have demonstrated outstanding leadership skills.
In addition to the scholarship presentation, the gala will feature a silent auction & cocktails & food by New York's best restaurants & caterers.
To purchase tickets, contact Leo Preziosi @ 646.366.5736leopreziosi@gmail.com or visit http://www.liveoutloud.info

Happy Birthday Brooke Astor - March 30 1902 (klik here)

Boy Culture
Last night I went to see Boy Culture: the candid confession of "X", a sexy green eyed male escort. After 10 years of sex-for-pay, "X" gets romantically entangled w/ his 2 hot roommates & a reclusive elderly client, Gregory.
But before Gregory will agree to sex, he tells his "love story" spanning 50 years & dares "X" to try something he hasn't felt for years: emotion.
Based on Matthew Rettenmund novel, Boy Culture takes on issues of sexual mores & emotional risk w/ a witty & incisive voice, revealing the leap of faith that love demands.

Check these listings to find a theatre near you: http://www.boy-culture.com/dates.html

Keep an eye out for limited edition Boy Culture underwear courtesy of Ginch Gonch. At events across the country.
Live Like a Kid? Visit http://www.ginchgonch.com to experience their complete collection!.
*Note - I want some free undies...

Watch the video by clicking image on right - featuring Joi Cardwell's "Last Chance for Love" http://www.joicardwell.com available on itunes soon

Boy Culture (klik here)

Watch it yourself (klik here)
Sh*t Happened?
I’ve had a few days to put the pieces of the Black Party weekend together…
Good friends, Walter & Bob came in from LA & that is always a good thing…
We trained @ Equinox & did some shopping on Eighth Ave (Always support the neighborhood)
Friday night @ Splash w/ Joe Gauthreaux got things going w/ the men dressed to the nines in their Full Frontal Leather outfits… Michele from Brazil was my favorite.
The Big Event Saturday Night had me a bit anxious, believe it or not I get nervous about these parties...
I never know what to expect...
Four of us decided to go together.
Safety in numbers.
“David” (names have been changed to preserve friendships & keep peace in the house) the leader of the weekend, decided we should all take a nap (in our own apartments) & go around 2am.
When I arrived @ "David" place- He greeted me in his new snazzy snaps on the sides leather shorts… & motorcycle boots...
He has that perfect beach bunny body - you know the type - no fat, bubble butt, muscles in the right places... I'm on the side of the tracks where I need to conceal the bad & draw attention to the good... Know thyself
I had bought a gladiator “300” type outfit @ The Leather Man on Christopher Street, but couldn’t get the nerve to wear the leather skirt, never was one to get into the 'freedom' of a kilt...
I went the comfortable route & wore a shoulder harness w/ chain & a vintage pair of Raymond Dragon black pants (Ray’s clothes are still the best).
“Carlos” was in chaps & boots… “Fernando” (who's Spanish) didn't have to do much to look sexy.
“David” had a car service set up so we'd head straight to Roseland w/out cab nightmare(s)
He did have those shorts on which would have stopped traffic…
We breezed in & hit the coat check (kudo's to Stephen Pevner & crew - this was the most organized BP ever).
The next few hours were filled w/ mingling & seeing old faces (some looked tighter & smoother then I recall)
There was protective carpet laid out to over the existing carpet(s)… which was the same as last year…
And just like last year… I tripped repeatedly…
No problem, it kept me on my toes…
There were the notorious shows… Jake Deckard http://www.myspace.com/jakenyc gets the Gold Medal (if there is one) for best performance(s).
Soon I lost "David", "Carlos" & "Fernando"
But seriously - it's every man to himself @ some point.
I wasn’t on the Dancefloor when the ‘incident’ occurred. I’m glad that I wasn’t, given my overly stimulated senses…
I’m not into w/s or other bodily functions that should be done in the company of no one…
I only know what I’ve been told & emailed…
Someone didn’t make it to the bathroom.
Who was this poor soul who decided to take a dump in the middle of a few thousand partiers?
I can only pray that his friend(s) have kept a vigil around him during this awkward period of his life…
Is there a 12 step meeting for this situation?
I guess if he’d have taken @ least 12 steps off the Dancefloor we wouldn’t be talking about this today.
I peed in my pants in 2nd grade & I was mortified…
The other kids were cruel & would bring it up for years…
So that being said…
Sh*t happens.
Next…
So I was a basic wreck all Sunday…
Hot flashes of visions of leather & mayhem…
I wanted to go to Junior @ Pacha – but couldn’t pull it together - I’m only human(ish). I'm told it was great!
Sunday night I was going to just relax…
But w/ friend(s) from out of town, “David”, “Fernando” & I decided to check out Alegria.
It was my second time: It was fun to be honest…
Great group of guys, music & Gold medalist Jake Deckard was on hand for an encore.
Bravo Jake!
Monday came only too soon… I hate when that happens.
Walking home in the broad daylight is not my idea of a good ending… no sunglasses, no hat…
You’d think I’d know better?
My feet were swollen, my back wrenched & my energies spent.
But, I had fun. Or I think I did…
No… I did & I’m owning it.
Gosh if a promoter can’t party & play once in awhile – who can?
What to wear to next years 29th Annual Black Party?
I still have that leather skirt...
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Corey Andrew posted his resume on line & got caught up w/ a nasty US Army recruiter who felt the need to tell him such things as "Go back to Africa & do your gay voodoo Limbo Tango"
What the heck is that about?
Here look & listen yourself (It follows an advertisement of Fabio) http://video.msn.com/v/us/dw.htm?m=us&p=truveo&g=da02908b-497e-446e-8990-fecf5a496977
If you want to contact Corey directly go to http://www.www.coreyandrew.com for comments & support
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Birthdays March 29 – April 4
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1st of its kind Gay-themed TV ad to air in NYC & LA, but not in San Fran...
Boy Butter ad deemed “too controversial” by Cable Operator.
The makers of “Boy Butter,” the hot-selling Personal Lubricants, were a little nervous about launching their 1st TV ad campaign, so they chose markets w/ a high gay populations.
They got the OK from every city -- except San Fran!
“The agents from Comcast in San Fran declined to air our “You Won’t Believe It’s Not Boy Butter” spot becuz it was deemed to controversial,” says Boy Butter creator Eyal Feldman.
The 30 second ad spoofs an iconic campaign from the early 90’s, featuring only the hands of 2 men & a voice-over of playful banter tinged w/ mild sexual innuendo. One hand applies the Boy Butter as both men exchange a knowing giggle.
The commercial will air soon on cable networks like Bravo, Oxygen, E & Logo in NYC & LA.
“This will be the first gay personal lubricant commercial on TV,” says Feldman.
But the rejection in the world capitol of Gay culture shocked the team @ Gay owned & operated Boy Butter. “Another Gay milestone is happening & it's such a shame that San Fran of all places will miss out on the fun. It smacks of anti-gay bias & makes me feel like fighting for truth, justice, & personal lubrication!” exclaimed Feldman.
Well... F**K them I say... I love Boy Butter
It doesn't stain... TMI?
 See the Commercial for Yourself (klik here)